The collection

The herbarium.

A deliberately small, well-kept catalog. One plugin is in the ground and available today; a few more are in cultivation. We’d rather grow a handful of plugins properly than ship a shelf of half-tended ones — quality over quantity, every time.

01 Available · 03 In cultivation · Open to requests

PLATE 01
BloomWatcher dashboard showing CPU, memory, disk and a health score
BloomWatcher
Servus vigilans

A live wp-admin dashboard for your server and WordPress stack — CPU, RAM, disk, SSL, domain expiry and a scored health diagnosis.

MonitoringWP 6.4+
Available
PLATE 02
Performance insight
Celeritas radicis

Page-load and query profiling that points to the slow plugin or query — caching and TTFB read in plain language, not a flame graph you have to decode.

Soon
In cultivation
PLATE 03
Security hardening
Murus quietus

A scored hardening checklist with safe one-click fixes — file permissions, headers, login surface and config flags, tightened without breaking the site.

Soon
In cultivation
PLATE 04
Backups & restore
Radix servata

Scheduled, verified snapshots of files and database to your own storage — and a restore you can actually trust because it’s tested, not just taken.

Soon
In cultivation
PLATE 05
Suggest a specimen
Tuum desideratum

Managing self-hosted WordPress and missing a tool? Tell us what would make your server easier to run — the best ideas get cultivated next.

In cultivation

How a specimen earns its plate.

An idea has to grow through every stage before it ships. Until it clears them all, it stays budding — off the shelf, still in the ground.

  1. 01

    Seeded

    A real problem for self-hosted WordPress — something an operator actually fights with on a live VPS at 2am, not a feature dreamed up to fill a roadmap or chase whatever the market is hyping this quarter.

  2. 02

    Tended

    Built to wordpress.org standards and tested the hard way — degrading gracefully on shared hosting, behind aggressive CDNs, and with shell functions disabled, so it never once assumes a perfect server or a generous host.

  3. 03

    Hardened

    Clears a full security pass before it ever ships — SSRF-guarded outbound probes, connection keys encrypted at rest, a capability check on every action, and absolutely no telemetry baked into the free build.